Cold Sweat PREMIUM Book Box (13 Items)

THIS BOX WILL SHIP ON / APPROXIMATELY FEBRUARY 20, 2025. (just waiting on a book shipment!)

This limited edition PREMIUM Cold Sweat book box includes 13 themed items:

🩸 An 8.75" x 1" wide ✨ paperweight ✨ inspired by Red's 'stirring rod'. It comes with a red velvet drawstring pouch for storage and is made of durable, body-safe solid borosilicate glass. Notice the photo of it holding down papers to clearly demonstrate its only use: holding down paper - this is my example paperweight, yours will be new in the box, of course. If you want to use it for something else, hey, I ain't the cops. 🤷

🩸 An autographed copy of my tabØØ sentient object romance, Cold Sweat, about a stepbro who happens to be (inspired by, for legal purposes) the Kool Aid Man giving some hard....hitting life advice to his stepsis while they're both trapped in a sauna. 

🩸 A 😲 version of the cover (whoopsie where'd their towels go??) in a postcard-sized art print, illustrated by the lovely Kit Fox. 

🩸 A special cover sticker and a "Good Little Cup" sticker, designed by the amazing Unfortunate Reads.

🩸 A teeny satchel of candy... richards...to suck on.

🩸 A 21oz "red diamond" plastic tumbler & straw for all your thirst-quenching needs. 

🩸 Kool Aid Cherry flavored popping candy and gum.

🩸 A bag of sweet Haribo gummy cherries.

🩸 A single-use sachet of cherry-flavored slippery stuff for funtime usage.

🩸 A pair of super neat Kool Aid socks.

🩸...and, of course, can't forget the packet of Cherry flavored Kool-Aid mix 😉🩸💦

US-based folks only, sorry international friends, everything is just a bit too crazy with shipping outside the country right now. 😘