Hayseed by Vera Valentine [Signed Copy]

Own a spooky-cozy scarecrow monster romance written by Vera Valentine! Hayseed is a 48 page autumn monster romance novella, signed in ink by the author on the title page. This book also comes with bonus stickers and a postcard-sized art print, as shown in the product photos.

Extras: Your signed book will come with TWO high-quality vinyl collector stickers, suitable for laptops, water bottles, and reading journals. One free image of the cover, and one "My Radiant Harvest" design. This signed book also includes a postcard-sized art print; a can't-show-you-here version of the cornfield scene with Corbin and Maisie, illustrated by Kit Fox. ...and don't worry, yours won't have the emojis ;)

Please note these are ROMANCE books intended for grownups, and should not be purchased, read, or owned by minors. By purchasing, you are confirming you are at least 18 years of age, and/or of a legal age to own these materials in your state/jurisdiction.

Note: This book, associated promotional graphics, and the associated audiobook (sold separately) were all proudly created by HUMANS without the use of AI. As the sole rights holder to Hayseed, I do not give permission for any part of my work to be indexed or used in AI training, promotions, or products.

Please note: This is a 56-page novella, so the physical book is slender!

• Pairing: MF 
• Standalone: Yes, HEA
• Style: Paranormal Monster Romance / 18+
• Content: This is an explicit story is intended for readers 18+ only, and contains mature themes, including a man hitting a woman (open hand), a woman hitting a man (closed fist), drinking, drunken behavior, slut-shaming, threats of violence, gagging (of the be-quiet variety), bondage, corn-based penetration (see how classy I am? I’m not putting a corn shucking joke here and I TOTALLY could), pumpkin fucking, cuckolding, and someone getting REALLY into agriculture if you know what I mean. As always, if I left anything out, please let me know! I’m here to give you the best stories I can, and that means properly informing my beloved readers.
  
  

Blurb

What's full of ears and always listening?

The Harvest Festival has come to Kern Creek again, and farm girl Maisie is excited to take in the sights, sample her favorite fall treats, and enjoy the evening. But when her out-of-control boyfriend Daniel crosses a line in a drunken rage, she flees into the dark of the cornfield to save herself. Exhausted, scared, and somehow lost in the very fields she grew up exploring, the full moon reveals an unexpected addition to the stalks: a scarecrow she's never seen before.

No mere decoration, old druidic magic has given the strange straw man - Corbin - a sentry's reprieve on equinox night. The dark bargain he offers in turn is as intoxicating as Old Man Walker's cider and twice as sweet - but will Maisie dare accept it?