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Loonacy Book Box Bundle [Signed Copies of Squeak, Squeal + Goodies!]

Loonacy Book Box Bundle [Signed Copies of Squeak, Squeal + Goodies!]

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Own the infamous TikTok Balloon Shifter OV Romance duo, each hand signed by the author, Vera Valentine! These paperback novella clocks in at ~54 pages each; Squeak has an adorable image of colorful balloons on the spine, while Squeal features colorful confetti. Each book will be signed in ink by the author on the title page. This book box comes with vinyl stickers and postcard sized art prints, as shown in the product images.

Extras: Your signed books (1 Squeak, 1 Squeal) will come with:

  • FIVE high-quality vinyl collector stickers, suitable for laptops, water bottles, and reading journals. Free cover stickers of the Squeak cover and Squeal cover, one "I Like My Men Flexible" design, one "Inflatable Dateable Mateable" design, and one "Pucker Up and Blow Me" design.
  • A double-sided bookmark promoting Squeak.
  • THREE postcard-sized art prints; one of Sebastian and Keane by Mar Espinosa, one of Sebastian, Keane, and Poppy by LeeInTheCorner, and one of Ronnie by Lewd Slughetti - and your copies won't have those pesky balloons and emojis in the way. :)
  • A 1.25" plastic balloon dog bookshelf charm (color will be random). 

    Please note these are both ROMANCE books intended for grownups, and should not be purchased, read, or owned by minors. By purchasing, you are confirming you are at least 18 years of age, and/or of a legal age to own these materials in your state/jurisdiction.

    Note: These books, and all associated promotional graphics and merchandise were all proudly created by HUMANS without the use of AI. As the sole rights holder to Squeak and Squeal, I do not give permission for any part of my work to be indexed or used in AI training, promotions, or products.

Please note: These are a 54-page novellas, so the physical books are slender!

  • Pairing: MMF / MMMF
  • Standalone: Yes, HFN / HEA
  • Style: Paranormal / 18+
  • Content: Squeak ontains explicit content / potential triggers, including but not limited to: OV designations and omegaverse-specific concepts like knotting, heats, ruts, nests, mate bites, bondings, and more. There is a brief (non-main-character) death at the very end. There is discussion of past violence and sexual compulsion/slavery, but it’s all occurred by the time the story starts. MM relationships do not need a warning, but consider this your heads up that the MCs are together, as they often are in my books - this story is polyamorous / polyam. Squeal overlaps the timeline of Squeak, so you'll need to read Squeak first. If I’ve missed mentioning any content considerations you feel should be in this list, please let me know! The safety and comfort of my readers always takes precedence.


Blurb

Squeak: A dedicated art student at her local community college, Poppy practically lives inside her sketchbook. Drawn to the distracted crowds of the local zoo, her planned day of anonymous figure-sketching is interrupted by the charming Sebastian - and his brooding, borderline-rude friend Keane.

Little does she know the two have a twisted secret that defies imagination - and the pressure on both of them is increasing by the day. As an intricate plan takes shape to secure their freedom, the twists and turns they face - and a pair of very intriguing knots - might just unwittingly tie Poppy to both of them, forever.

Squeal: When last we left our intrepid semi-inflatable heroes, they were safely ensconced in the nest of their omega tulpamancer mate. Poppy had just defended her claim by flexing her newfound powers against an old, abusive rival, and won much-deserved freedom for her deliciously elastic alphas.

What goes up, however, must go down.

One of the first rules of carnival magic is that things are never really as they seem, and our amorous trio is about to get the wind taken out of their sails. As Keane grows uneasy at just how easily he'd won his freedom, Seb and Poppy encourage him to relax and embrace their new life together. What they don't know is that Keane isn't the only one watching, and their happily ever after might take a few more chapters to find.

Is there room in the nest for someone else? They'd certainly have big shoes to fill.

....or maybe it's the other way around?

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