Ruby and the V-Day Vanpires by Vera Valentine and J.L. Logosz [Signed Copy]

Own the one and only "Vanpire" romance that shows how fun sticking it to the HOA (and getting a few vamps stuck in you) can be! Ruby and the V-Day Vanpires is a 45 page MMMF Vampire romance novella that doesn't take itself very seriously, and will signed in ink by Vera Valentine on the title page. This book also comes with bonus stickers, as shown in the product photos.

Extras: Your signed book will come with TWO high-quality vinyl collector stickers, suitable for laptops, water bottles, and reading journals. One free image of the cover, and one "Just Say No to Geocaching" design.

Please note these are ROMANCE books intended for grownups, and should not be purchased, read, or owned by minors. By purchasing, you are confirming you are at least 18 years of age, and/or of a legal age to own these materials in your state/jurisdiction.

Note: This book, associated promotional graphics, and the associated audiobook (sold separately) were all proudly created by HUMANS without the use of AI. As the sole rights holder to Ruby and the V-Day Vanpires, I do not give permission for any part of my work to be indexed or used in AI training, promotions, or products.

Please note: This is a 45-page novella, so the physical book is slender!

• Pairing: MMMF
• Standalone: Yes, HEA
• Style: Paranormal / 18+
• Content: Ruby and the V-Day Vanpires is a short story about the importance of cleaning up public parks, practicing safe archery, and that age - and getting absolutely RAILED in the back of a van by three bi vampires - is only a state of mind. This tale is written for adults, and intended for 18+ audiences only. It involves explicit group activity, unprotected “interactions” with said undead suitors and their ahem nocturnal emissions, slight kidnapping, the ol’ fangy kiss to access liquid vampire chow, being impaled (the fun way, with 2 peens in 1 V), being impaled (the NOT fun way - like, with an arrow), sex pollen/poison (aka have to the deed to survive), as well as brief mentions of Homeowner’s Associations (HOAs), and geocaching. (If any content notes are missing that you feel should have been included, please reach out!)
  

Blurb

They’re magical monster-hunting vampires living in a van, she’s a fed-up middle-aged divorcee attempting to geocache her Valentine’s Day into oblivion. Perfect. Now the question is: can Quintain, Fletcher, and Marcus convince Ruby that the best way to resurrect her love life is with a few guys that are also back from the dead?