Over a Barrel and Down a Peg by Vera Valentine [Signed Copy]

Ever been eating in a country-themed breakfast restaurant and wondered by they were so obsessed with pegs? Well, Vera Valentine did and the result is this strange, hot little tale of getting double-teamed by malicious leprechauns over a table after closing. This paranormal MMF romance novella might just ruin hashbrowns for you, but it's well worth the ride. This slender paperback novella clocks in at 52 pages, will be signed in ink by the author on the title page and comes with bonus stickers!

Extras: Your signed book will come with two high-quality vinyl collector stickers, suitable for laptops, water bottles, and reading journals. One free image of the cover, and a "Get Lucked dinner plate design, as shown in the product image.

Please note this is a ROMANCE book intended for grownups, and should not be purchased, read, or owned by minors. By purchasing, you are confirming you are at least 18 years of age, and/or of a legal age to own these materials in your state/jurisdiction.

Note: This book, associated promotional graphics, and future merchadise were all proudly created by HUMANS without the use of AI. As the sole rights holder to Over a Barrel and Down a Peg, I do not give permission for any part of my work to be indexed or used in AI training, promotions, or products.

Please note: This is a 52-page novella, so the physical book is slender!

• Pairing: MMF 
• Standalone: Yes, HFN
• Style: Paranormal Menage / 18+
• Content: Over a Barrel and Down a Peg is an MMF paranormal(ish) romance short story between two secretly-otherworldly creatures and one hapless human with some pretty vile ideologies rattling around in his brain. If you’re upset by hard right talking points and biases, please know that our MC has guzzled that particular unbranded colorful drink and starts the story entirely unrepentant and entitled. He’s not exactly “redeemed” by the end, but canonically he’s on his way there by the end with a little “help” from his new leprechaun friends.

  
  Please Note: This story contains a character with problematic ideologies (e.g. rampant misogyny, poor-bashing, leftist/liberal-bashing, homophobia, etc), sorta-dub-con (more self-delusion, magic doesn’t play a role in it!), bi awakening, pegging, decaf coffee, humiliation, cuckolding, cleanup on aisle FMC after said cuckolding, numerous OSHA and food safety violations, food used during spicytime (don’t worry nothing’s wasted), BDSM-esque power exchange/roles, physical coercion (one male pushing, holding, and shoving the other male around), and name calling. As always, if you have any questions or concerns about story content, you’re more than welcome to contact me (Vera Valentine) on social media for clari!cation. Your comfort is way more important to me than page reads!

Blurb

When f*ckboy Tucker attempts to talk his new dating app girlfriend into doing something she's not keen on, the tables are about to turn on the pain-in-the-ass in a BIG way. Really, he ought to know better than to mutter poorly-worded wishes out loud on Saint Patrick's Day, particularly when two pairs of pointed ears are listening nearby. He's about to learn revenge is a dish best served over a barrel and down a peg, complete with a heaping side of hashbrown casserole.